With all this talk about Jesus' tomb, it seems that we have missed a remarkably newsworthy item. The nails that were used to crucify Jesus have not only been found, but they're also for sale on eBay! You can buy them immediately for 10,000 Euros. Isn't that something like two million dollars US. I really feel sorry Canadians interested in this find. I think it's in the billions for them. Nevertheless, here's the link: 

http://cgi.befr.ebay.be/CLOUS-AYANT-SERVIS-A-CRUCIFIER-LE-CHRIST_W0QQitemZ320219417800QQihZ011QQcategoryZ358QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem 

 I don't know if The Wittenburg Door still gives out a Green Weenie Award for the silliest thing in the quasi-Christian world, but if it does, I nominate this eBay sale. A good runner-up is the face of Jesus in the tortilla in New Mexico that attracted thousands of worshipers years ago.